Brixham Taxis
Central Brixham · accessible vehicle available with advance booking
01803 853000Council listingFrom every corner of the world, captains of their own pirate crews converge on Brixham for the battle of the century—to drink, eat, feast and party.
Ten captains · one flag
Joe
Adib
Aimee
Ariana
Carol
Dhruv
Finn
Julian
Malachi
NielThe good light. The blurry nights.
All the bits we’ll want to keep.
03 / Official manifest
Ten portraits entered in the Brixham registry.

Captain of the Questionable Decisions Crew
BRX–01 / STARBOARD
Captain of the Keepers Crew
BRX–02 / PORT
Captain of the Vibes Crew
BRX–03 / STARBOARD
Captain of the South Coast Sirens Crew
BRX–04 / PORT
Captain of the Snacks Crew
BRX–05 / STARBOARD
Captain of the Late Nights Crew
BRX–06 / PORT
Captain of the Tides Crew
BRX–07 / STARBOARD
Captain of the Detours Crew
BRX–08 / PORT
Captain of the Chaos Crew
BRX–09 / STARBOARD
Captain of the Last Round Crew
BRX–10 / PORT04 / Captain’s drinking orders
Every captain gets a private schedule from the 7th to the 11th: breakfast, one civilised pour, a coastal penance, a feast and an appropriately timed retreat.
JC / 7thWarrant issued to

Unpack, overpromise and immediately lose the timetable.
Captain’s note: these are jokes, not drinking targets. Eat, hydrate, skip anything you do not want, keep alcohol away from swims and cliff walks, and never drink-drive.
The two-shot breakfast motion is reassigned to espresso. Eat eggs, toast and enough bacon to retain legal counsel; the bourbon over one heroic ice cube remains in the brig until the plate is clear.
Commission one bourbon over one heroic ice cube. Follow it with water and the confident lie that everybody unpacked properly.
Go march Breakwater Beach while insisting the wrong turn was strategic. A pub stop is authorised; a census of every pub is not.
Secure fish and chips large enough to settle an argument. Order another jug of water with the swagger of somebody who planned to all along.
The captain will say ‘one more pub’ as if history has taught him nothing. Overrule the motion and order a taxi before Questionable Decisions becomes a documentary.
05 / Navigator’s chart room
Opening the town atlas from Southdown Barns.
06 / Shore transport
Local numbers for getting the crew home. Tap to call, and pre-book late nights, airport runs or larger groups.
Central Brixham · accessible vehicle available with advance booking
01803 853000Council listingBrixham and Torbay · phone, app and advance bookings
01803 446688Operator siteFamily-run Brixham service · local, long-distance and airport trips
07936 860949Operator siteMinibuses and airport transfers · useful for larger crews
01803 857050Operator siteNumbers checked 25 August 2026 · fares and availability vary · book directly with the operator.